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Trying to be Fascinating

Sep 18 '14

librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

Sep 18 '14

fairycemetery:

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

my life

Sep 17 '14
Sep 16 '14
""I also had pleasant day. I went working and shopping," Helena says to an imaginary companion across the table, midway through season one of BBC America’s Orphan Black. She’s alone in the kitchen eating contraband chicken. The effect is blisteringly funny and winds back around to sad. We forget, for a long second, that we’re watching a serial killer."
Sep 16 '14

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Sep 16 '14

threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

Sep 15 '14
bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

Sep 15 '14

(Source: -teesa-)

Sep 15 '14

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

(Source: ashleybreather)

Sep 14 '14

Went kayaking with Caitlyn today. This is about how I feel right now.

(Source: cindymayweather)